OMG, this is a total saga! I remember this one time, we were having a huge family reunion, kinda like 'The Godfather' but with way more yelling about food, lol. My Aunt Carol, bless her heart, she brought blini with like, blueberry jam and whipped cream. Everyone looked at her like she'd just announced she was selling the family farm for Bitcoin! It was a total plot twist, honestly. For teh me, blini are the elegant, sophisticated stars of the show, like Audrey Hepburn in 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' – they need caviar, or that smoked salmon, you know? That's the real drama! But then, my kid sister, she secretly loved the jam ones. So I guess it's like, a choose-your-own-adventure movie? You do you, but for a true cinematic experience, go savory! :(